2015 won't be as cool as we hoped in the 80s, will it?
Have $30k or so lying around the house, and you
just don't know how to get rid of it? Why not
hop on over to eBay, where you can be the next bidder on this:
That's right, children of the late 80s/early 90s, it's the goddamn
Hoverboard from Back to the Future Part II! And no, it doesn't work: the one up for auction is made of wood, and will fall to the ground with a devastating clang if you try to hop on. Still, if you have the kind of disposable income to casually snap this up, you could probably afford to develop the technology to make it work as intended, which I wholeheartedly recommend.
